Thin Mint Poison - Breeder Cut

THIN MINT POISON 
(Thin Mint Cookies x Frog Poison)
Mint chocolate cookie × toxic gas × creamy venom funk.
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STRAIN OVERVIEW
Thin Mint Poison is a lethal fusion of classic Thin Mint Cookies dessert terps and the aggressive gas power of Frog Poison, creating a profile that is both sweet, creamy, and dangerously loud. The aroma opens with mint chocolate cookie, vanilla cream, and sweet baked dough, then flips hard into toxic gas, sour chem bite, and swampy funk that lingers heavy.
On the plant, Thin Mint Poison produces dense, dark buds with deep purple hues, forest green tones, and thick greasy trichomes that give it a premium exotic look. Effects hit with a euphoric cerebral lift, quickly settling into a heavy body melt that leans narcotic at higher doses. This cultivar was bred for smokers who want dessert terps backed by real venomous gas.
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TERPENE PROFILE
Primary Terpenes
• Linalool – creamy dessert sweetness
• β-Caryophyllene – sharp fuel bite
• Myrcene – heavy body relaxation
• Humulene – earthy gas depth
• Limonene – subtle minty citrus lift
Flavor Notes
🍪 Chocolate cookie
🌿 Mint cream
🍦 Vanilla dessert
⛽ Toxic gas
🔥 Sour venom finish
Aroma Strength
11.5/10 — “Dessert up front, poison on the back.”
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EFFECTS PROFILE
Experience
• Euphoric head lift
• Relaxed mental calm
• Heavy body melt
• Long-lasting potency
Best For
✔ Evening use
✔ High tolerance smokers
✔ Relaxation
✔ Dessert & gas lovers
✔ Stress relief
This strain starts sweet — ends heavy.
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PLANT MORPHOLOGY
Structure
• Medium height
• Strong lateral branching
• Tight internodes
• Dense bud stacking
• Heavy resin production
Flower Traits
• Dark purple and green hues
• Thick trichome coating
• Loud aroma by week 3–4
• Sticky, dense flowers
Stretch
1.4–1.8x
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GROW TIPS FOR THIN MINT POISON
1. Moderate–heavy feeding
Veg: 1.3–1.6 EC
Flower: 1.8–2.2 EC
2. Strong light boosts resin
Thrives at 950–1100 PPFD
3. Maintain airflow
Dense buds require RH 45–48% late flower.
4. Cooler nights enhance purple tones
Late flower 64–68°F
5. Ideal Harvest Window
Day 56
Earlier = sweeter mint
Later = heavier gas
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HASHMAKER NOTES
Thin Mint Poison excels in solventless:
• Large greasy resin heads
• Strong dessert-to-gas terp transfer
• Stable rosin texture
Fresh frozen return: 4–6%
Texture: greasy creamy batter
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BAG APPEAL
• Dark exotic coloration
• Thick frost coverage
• Loud dessert-gas aroma
• Boutique nug structure
This strain looks rich and smells dangerous.
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CONSUMER NOTES
Thin Mint Poison is for smokers who want:
🔥 Dessert terp dominance
🔥 Toxic gas backend
🔥 Heavy body effects
🔥 Loud aroma
🔥 Premium exotic bag appeal
Sweet enough to lure you in —
strong enough to put you down.