Spank Bank Breeder Cut

SPANK BANK
(Sour Slut x The Slut Fuck)
Loud, dirty, sour-sweet chaos—built for the bold.
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Strain Overview
Spank Bank is an unapologetically loud, unfiltered exotic created by crossing Sour Slut’s wild sour funk with the hyper-candy aggression of The Slut Fuck.
The result is a strain with face-melting sour candy, fermented fruit gas, and obnoxiously loud bedroom-funk undertonesthat only true terp chasers can handle.
This one doesn’t whisper.
It screams.
Spank Bank is a high-voltage hybrid designed for smokers who crave punchy sour, dirty-fresh fruit, and deep candy-fuel complexity all in one hit. It’s the kind of strain that takes over the room, hijacks your attention, and leaves a smell that clings to everything — in the best way possible.
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TERPENE PROFILE
Primary Terpenes
 
Limonene – sour lemon zest, sharp top notes
Myrcene – heavy fruit rot, ripe jam funk
Caryophyllene – warm spice + fuel undertone
Humulene – earthy afterbite
Ocimene – sweet candy edge
 
Flavor Notes
🍋 Sour Warheads
🍇 Dirty grape candy
💦 Humid funk
🔥 Fermented gummy gas
💋 Sweet–sour tongue bite
Aroma Strength:
11/10 — “You’ll smell it BEFORE opening the jar.”
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EFFECTS PROFILE
Experience
 
Intense euphoria
Fast head rush
Sweaty giggle high (yes, that kind)
Deep relaxation after the first wave
Heavy appetite boost
 
Best For
✔ Late-night smoking
✔ Party energy
✔ Unfiltered giggles
✔ Stress-killing relaxation
✔ “One more bowl before bed” sessions
This is a naughty hybrid — uplifting up top, dirty and relaxing underneath.
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PLANT MORPHOLOGY
Structure
 
Medium-tall
Strong branches
Upright, athletic frame
Thick knuckling at nodes
Dense buttressed colas
 
Flower Traits
 
Dense, tacky buds
Light green to neon lime
Purple marbling in colder temps
Ultra-sticky trichomes that smear on touch
Big swollen calyxes from The Slut Fuck side
 
Stretch:
1.5–2.2x, depending on phenotype
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GROW TIPS FOR SPANK BANK
1. Prefers heavy defoliation
This girl stacks HARD and benefits from airflow.
Strip leaves around day 21 & day 42 to avoid microclimates.
2. Above-average feeder
This line enjoys a moderate-heavy EC:
 
Veg: 1.3–1.7
Flower: 1.8–2.2
 
Push potassium from week 5 onward for density + sour pop.
3. Cool nights boost color & sour punch
Drop to 67–69°F nights in late flower
→ deeper purples + sharper sour aromatics.
4. Needs strong trellising
The buds get heavy and resin-rich.
Double-layer SCROG recommended for rooms.
5. Ideal Harvest Window
Day 63–70
Earlier = brighter sour
Later = heavier funk + deeper candy rot
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HASHMAKER NOTES
Spank Bank washes like a greasy, sour-candy dream:
 
Huge-headed trichomes
Sour terps translate straight into rosin
Glossy wet-batter texture
Funky-sweet nose survives curing
 
Expected fresh frozen return:
3.5–5% depending on phenotype.
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BAG APPEAL
Spank Bank buds look seductively wild:
 
Neon greens + Light purples
Long, fiery orange pistils
Saturated trichome armor
Sour-funk fumes leaking through bags
A sticky texture that gums up grinders instantly
 
It’s a grab-now, laugh-later type of exotic.
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CONSUMER NOTES
Spank Bank is made for smokers who want:
🔥 Sour-candy smacks
🔥 Loud nose-funk that turns heads
🔥 Euphoric, playful highs
🔥 Heavy resin + sticky fingers
🔥 Something wild, unforgettable, and far from basic
This isn’t a quiet strain.
This is a statement piece — bold, nasty, loud, fun, and completely unforgettable.